That B'tard hill, then another, all gone flat

We leave the Tennis Centre and Head along the dual carriageway toward The Coldra, having negotiated the 5000 crossings we cycle toward Langstone and then take a right where we reach the B'tard hill, a quarter mile steep climb, you can walk! We cycle through Llanwern and have one more slightly less steep slope to climb. The ride is now totally flat as we head along quiet lanes to the Seawall Tea Rooms. After some much needed refreshment we ride the last six miles on quiet roads back to the tennis centre. In the event of poor weather conditions the ride may be shortened. Please bring helmet, spare innertube and water.